英语搞笑哲理的句子（人生搞笑哲理的句子）

英语搞笑哲理的句子【一】

1 . Sow nothing, reap nothing春不播，秋不收。

2 . 他们密码里都有爱的人，我的密码只有我

3 . 长将冷眼观螃蟹看它横行到几时

4 . Don’t aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally

5 . Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。

6 . To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

7 . It is not weary, as soon as under us stands forever

8 . Will, work and wait are the pyramidal cornerstones for success

9 . 成功不是目的，目的是体验成功的过程。生活同理，幸福同理。

10 . Bad news has wings。 坏事传千里。

英语搞笑哲理的句子【二】

1 . 如果我是一位公主，我会拯救一只青蛙，可我遇到的全是癞蛤蟆

2 . A clear conscience is a sure card光明磊落，胜券在握。

3 . Sometimes, miss is not time, is feeling

4 . Life finds its wealth by the claims of the world, and its worth by the claims of love生命从世界得到资产，爱情使它得到价值。

5 . I want you stay with the love。

6 . Friendship is to be strengthened by truth and devotion

7 . 好久不见后来你喜欢了谁

8 . 机不可失，时不再来。

9 . 岁月好漫长 你也好难忘。

10 . Dont try to hard, the best things come when you least expect them to不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

英语搞笑哲理的句子【三】

1 . 瞧一小伙子怪不错的：我打算先去趟泰国，再去趟韩国，回来就嫁给他。

2 . For man is man and master of his fate人就是人，是自己命运的主人。

3 . Girls always look on themselves as proud princesses， with the exception of a small number of either extremely ugly or exceedingly smart ones。世上的姑娘总以为自己是骄傲的公主（除了少数极丑和少数极聪明的姑娘例外）。

4 . 不是所有的事冠上爱的名义就变的理所当然。

5 . The reason why a great man is great is that he resolves to be a great man伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。

6 . There is no such thing as a great talent without great will – power (Balzac

7 . Think great thoughts and you will be great!

8 . A borrowed cloak does not keep one warm借来的`斗篷不暖身。

9 . 天上不会掉下玫瑰来，如果想要更多的玫瑰，必须自己种植。

10 . 对任何技能的掌握都需要一生的刻苦操练。

英语搞笑哲理的句子【四】

1 . Dont cry because it is over, smile because it happened不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

2 . Parents are always comparing their children with others do

3 . The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible "凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。

4 . The sea is not blue, I wouldn&#;t be

5 . (时间一点点被我们错过，擦肩而过。

6 . My mother said I felt I was tired of being tired of the time to leave

7 . 被骗还笑

8 . You are my oath not pain, I am your not essential memory

9 . To choose time is to save time ( Francis Bacon , British philosopher

10 . (海不会不蓝，我不会不在。

英语搞笑哲理的句子【五】

1 . A burnt child dreads the fire一朝被蛇咬，十年怕井绳。

2 . 如果我是道菜,我的心是你进不起的餐馆。

3 . Shallow men believe in luckSelf-trust is the first secret of success

4 . Girlsneedaenoughbullyingandlovesherman

5 . 你不懂看你一眼就会笑的人 是有多喜欢你

6 . 愿你过得比我好

7 . 学问之美，在于使人一头雾水;诗歌之美，在于煽动男女出轨;女人之美，在于蠢得无怨无悔;男人之美，在于说谎说得白日见鬼。

8 . Being silent is the perfect way to show contempt

9 . A change of work is as good as a rest调换一下工作是很好的休息。

10 . (面对现实

英语搞笑哲理的句子【六】

2 . Look at you will laugh at the person, really like you

3 . Great works are performed not by strengh, but by perseverance完成伟大的事业不在于体力，而在于坚韧不拔的毅力。

4 . Success grows out of struggles to overcome difficulties

5 . 到任何值得去的地方都没有捷径。

6 . 当刀子架到脖子上的时候，没有人会想别人。

7 . 不去跟有限的时光计较一种达不到的目的。

8 . 有生命必有希望。

9 . 当我最想说些什么的时候，往往也是我最沉默的时候。

10 . 明***易躲，暗贱难防。

英语搞笑哲理的句子【七】

1 . 人必须有自信，这是成功的秘密。(卓别林

2 . His own mornings are new surprises to God神自己的清晨，在他自己看来也是新奇的。

3 . 借问工资何时涨?好个曲终人散事渺茫。

4 . There are no shortcuts to any place worth going

5 . There is no such moment, you love me for your dedication

6 . 心怀伟大的理想，你将会变得伟大。

7 . 时间背着我悄悄捏碎从前，你离去的那条路线伤痕在蔓延。

8 . 爱情从未离开过，只是我记得，你忘了。

9 . A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world

10 . Apart from tears， only time could wear everything away。 While feeling is being processed by time， conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by， just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted。 能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶。