英文最简短的笑话（100个简短的英语笑话）

英文最简短的笑话【一】

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4 . My grave is not short of you to burn incense我的坟墓还不需要你来上香。

5 . 六 The most known person,the warmest partner 最懂的人，最暖的伴。

6 . 愿幸福像狗皮膏药粘你不掉，好运像狗屎被你经常踩到，快乐像苍蝇嗡嗡围你绕，财富像垃圾你随便捡到，意外像老鼠总让你尖叫！

7 . Love is a carefully designed lie 爱情是一个精心设计的谎言。

8 . Love isn’t just for the smart of talented, but for all the animals God created

9 . If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。

10 . As long as no death simply Fortunately只要没死就还好

英文最简短的笑话【二】

1 . 十六 life finds its wealth by the claims of the world， and its worth by the claims of love。生命从世界得到资产，爱情使它得到价值。

2 . 上帝送我个宝盆。我不小心想了你一次，它就变出一个你，我止不住想，它就止不住变。最后满屋都是你，我愁了：这都成驴圈了。

3 . Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

4 . Why do we love the ones who ignore us, and ignore the ones who love us?

5 . If i could only be with you in my dreams ,baby, well i would want to sleep forever

6 . Often by those I ignore, only in lost just know that is the most precious往往被我忽视的那些，只有在失去了才知道那是最珍贵的。

7 . I still love, only less than with persistent 我还爱着,只是少了非在一起的执着

8 . If you obey all the rules you miss all the FUN 如果全部按牌理出牌，就不好玩了。

9 . You will not be the same as I think you want me你会不会像我想你一样的想我。

10 . Heard that love is murder this sentence 听说深爱是场谋***

英文最简短的笑话【三】

1 . 六 god finds himself by creating。神从创造中找到他自己。

2 . 不许动！抢劫！全部举起手来！男的站左边，女的站右边，变态的站中间，哎！说的就是你，还装着看手机！

3 . In such a soft and warm season, please accept my sincere blessing and deep concern for you 在这充满温馨的季节里，给你我真挚的祝福及深深的思念。

4 . The family you came from isn"t as important as the family your are going to have

5 . What you are you do not see， what you see is your shadow你看不见你自己，你所看见的只是你的影子。

6 . 二十一 if you leave me， please don&#;t fort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain。离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

7 . Need not be anyone understood, more don’t like anyone to explain themselves不需要被任何人理解，更不想跟任何人解释自己。

8 . - And to the whole day through -每一分每一秒直到一天结束

9 . To look back, and saw one no longer young, never make public does not rise再回首，看见自己不再韶华，再也张扬不起来。

10 . Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile

英文最简短的笑话【四】

1 . I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2 . 九 in your life， there will at least one time that you forget yourself forsomeone， asking for no result， no pany， no ownership nor love。 justask for meeting you in my most beautiful years。一生至少该有一次，为了某个人而忘了自己，不求有结果，不求同行，不求曾经拥有，甚至不求你爱我。只求在我最美的年华里，遇到你。唯美英文短句子。

3 . Sound love is not soon forgotten

4 . If I cried for every time that i thought about you i would end up drowning

5 . 茶要喝浓的，直到淡而无味。酒要喝醉的，永远不想醒来。猪蹄要皮厚肉多的，噫，拿着手机的这只就不错！

6 . 二 I will wait for you, but not too long我会等你，但不会太久。

7 . 十三 Because you are the demons of my life,I volunteered to degenerate因为你是我一生的魔障，我自愿堕落。

8 . 十四 don&#;t go for looks;they can deceive。 don&#;t go for wealth; even that fades away。 find the one that makes your heart smile。不要只追求漂亮的外表，它会欺骗你的眼睛；不要只追求财富，那只不过是过眼云烟；追寻那个让你内心微笑的人。

9 . Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to

10 . 坚实的爱情不会很快忘怀

英文最简短的笑话【五】

1 . 十二 Promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover 承诺常常很像蝴蝶,美丽的飞，盘旋然后不见。

2 . 十三 soft-hearted is a disease， but you is life．心软是病，可你是命．

3 . Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。

4 . Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

5 . Don’t try so hard,the best things come when you least expect them to不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 Eternity is not a distance but a decision永远不是一种距离,而是一种决定。

6 . Each piece of the young will be old 每段年少都会苍老。

7 . 十九 the dry river-bed finds no thanks for its past。枯竭的河床，并不感谢它的过去。

8 . You will know the real meaning of love when you will fall in love

9 . One person you loved is not love 万千宠爱也不及你一人疼爱

10 . 八 the world is very small， so we met． the world is big， separate it is hard to goodbye．这个世界很小，我们就这样遇见 。这个世界很大，分开就很难再见。

英文最简短的笑话【六】

1 . Close your eyes Clear your heart Let it go 闭上眼，清空你的心。随它去吧 。

2 . 四 Love you, don&#;t need a reason; don&#;t like you, anything can be a reason喜欢你，不需要理由；不喜欢你，什么都可以成为理由。

3 . 十一 Love is a vine that grows into our hearts如果没有相等的爱，那就让?爱多一些吧。

4 . 你将拥有的家庭比你出身的那个家庭重要。

5 . But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, all losses are restored, and sorrows end只要我一想起你，亲爱的`人，所有的失落和遗憾烟消云散

6 . 十一 Time cut scar is called growth 时间划破的伤疤叫做成长。

7 . Island is a marine wound to diffuse over coverage 岛是海洋想漫过来覆盖的伤。

8 . 十五 I just need someone who never lets me down我只是需要一个永远不会放弃我的人。

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10 . 四 Now the wind to flowers do not open,only a lovesickness如今风不来花不开，只剩一片相思成灾。