英文搞笑句子简短（搞笑英语短句子大全）

英文搞笑句子简短【一】

1 . 英雄气概，威压八万里，体恤弱小，善德加身。

2 . Although its hard to clean out thousands of pieces of sand, its not until the yellow sand is blown out

3 . The so-called freedom is the reason to be aliveIf u easily give up life,then u can never find freedom当一个人谁都不爱的时候,他就可以爱上身边任何一个人

4 . 不要只顾匆匆赶路，停下来好好感悟。

5 . I would rather cry with a smile than regret with a cry

6 . one day, we will never have to say goodbye, only good night 总有一天，我们不用再说再见，只需道句晚安。

7 . 独揽月下萤火，照亮一纸寂寞。

8 . The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

9 . 你若不愿相见，我便消失不现。

10 . I&#;m just a sunflower, waiting for belongs to my only sunshine 我只是一朵向日葵，等待着属于我的唯一的阳光

英文搞笑句子简短【二】

1 . I will honour myself by showing up powerfully in my life today我会为在今天努力生活的自己而感到自豪。

2 . 每个人都有自己的人生，冷暖自知。

3 . Cathmelater过会儿再来找我。

4 . Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm（无热情成就不了伟业。）

5 . This summer, mosquitoes are most hurts me这个夏天蚊子最疼我

6 . and alwayremember: life inot measured bthe number of breathwe take, but bthe momentthat take our breath away千万记住：度量生命的不是呼吸的次数，而是那些最最难忘的时刻。

7 . Misfortunes never come alone/single（祸不单行。）

8 . never, never, never, never give up永远不要不要不要不要放弃。

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10 . My weakness is that I care too much 我的弱点就是太在乎了。

英文搞笑句子简短【三】

1 . Go the most urgent, is the most beautiful scenery; Wound deepest, also always the most true feelings —— 走得最急的，都是最美的风景;伤得最深的，也总是那些最真的感情。

2 . 学会拒绝自己，你才能立于不败之地。

3 . 骗人好简单，骗自己，好难。

4 . 自满的人会受到损害，谦逊的人会得到益处。

5 . succesithe abilitto go from one failure to another with no losof enthusias成功是，你即使跨过一个又一个失敗，但也沒有失去热情。

6 . In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness每段爱情在走向终结时,倒带回去,一路上或花草鲜美，或落英缤纷，而最初总是倾心的。

7 . Although we cant change our life, we can change our outlook on life

8 . IfIwereinyourshoes如果我站在你的立场上。

9 . In this world, there is no accident, but some certainty that pretends to be accident偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。

10 . As long as the road is right, we are not afraid of the distance

英文搞笑句子简短【四】

1 . The world ia book, and those who do not travel readonla page

2 . Memories can not feed my 回忆养不活我

3 . Give everopportunita chance, leave no room forregrets

4 . Never abandon an oldfriend You will never find one who can take his place Friendship is likewine, it gets better as it grows older

5 . 美好的事物到处都是，要懂得发现和欣赏。

6 . I dont get to the end of my life, I wont come down early

7 . 黄金万两容易得，知心一个也难求。

8 . People care about you!Keep being youself!

9 . Time, grab gold, waste is water

10 . Didyouenjoyyourflight?你的飞行旅途愉快吗？

英文搞笑句子简短【五】

1 . Couldyoutakeapictureforme?你能帮我拍照吗？

2 . 相信上天，天不负人，一切都是最好的安排。

3 . The difficulty of determination lies not in surpassing others, but in surpassing oneself

4 . 青春不是一段年华，而是一种心境。

5 . 如果你想要什么，那就勇敢地去追求，不要管别人是怎么想的，因为这就是实现梦想的方式。

6 . I love to drink water, but also with you drink hot throat of spirits worship of loneliness and freedom

7 . I have all the time that I need to do everything I want to do如果我想做成一件事，那么无论需要多长时间我都会努力去挤。

8 . You see what you believe 一个人相信什么，就会看见什么。

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