搞笑的英语句子经典（特别的搞笑的英语短句）

搞笑的英语句子经典【一】

1 . 迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。

2 . Love is a lamp, while friendship is the shadow When the lamp is off,you will find the shadow everywhere Friend is who can give you strength at last

3 . Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。

4 . The only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget

5 . 你们有空房间吗?

6 . Jimi Hendrix Knowledge is the food of the soul

7 . Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever heard!那是我听到的最愚蠢的事!(比尔·盖茨常用

8 . Its on the house这是免费的。

9 . 知识是心灵的食粮。

10 . In the last decades, advances in medical technology have made it possible for people to live longer than in the past在过去的几十年，先进的医疗技术已经使得人们比过去活的时间更长成为可能。

搞笑的英语句子经典【二】

1 . 什么是离婚的主要原因？结婚。

2 . His argument doesnt hold water他的论点站不住脚

3 . 不要心存侥幸。

4 . Youve got a point there你说得挺有道理的。

5 . 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

6 . Get out of my face从我面前消失!You piss me off你气死我了。

7 . Life is just a series of trying to make up your mind

8 . single is simple ，double is trouble

9 . 不要急于下结论。

10 . This is beyond comparison无与伦比

搞笑的英语句子经典【三】

1 . 岁的时候，相较于那些我做了的事情，我更后悔自己没有做的。

2 . Winning isn’t everything; it’s the only thing

3 . Being criticized is awful被人批评真痛苦

4 . Ill see to it我会留意的

5 . Tom is nobodys fool!汤姆是个很聪明的人。

6 . Youve gone too far!你太过分了!I cant take it anymore我受不了了!

7 . The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not

8 . Ill think of you every step of the way我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。

9 . 你的飞行旅途愉快吗?

10 . Could I have the bill,please?

搞笑的英语句子经典【四】

1 . 小心不出大错。

2 . 每天都是情人节！

3 . We should spare no effort to beautify our environment我们应该不遗余力地美化我们的环境。

4 . He is a fast talker他老是说得天花乱坠

5 . A contented mind is perpetual feast知足常乐。

6 . 勇敢的尝试是成功的一半。

7 . 请便/别客气。

8 . 痛苦的秘密在于有闲功夫担心自己是否幸福。

9 . Have you finished yet?

10 . Real friends don&#;t get offended when you call them bad names; they smile and call you something more offensive 真正的朋友在你损他们的时候不会生气，他们只会笑着回敬你更损的话。

搞笑的英语句子经典【五】

1 . 不要想当然。

2 . It never will rain roses When we want to have more roses we must plant trees

3 . Love is a vine that grows into our hearts 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。

4 . Ill put everything in black and white!我会把所有事情白纸黑字写清楚。

5 . I lied when I said I didnt like you I lied when I said I didnt care I lie every time I try to tell myself I will never fall for you我说不爱你，那是假话;我说不在乎，那是假话;我告诉自己对你再不会有感觉了，那也是假话。

6 . Accept what was and what is, and youll have more positive energy to pursue what will be接受过去和现在的模样，才会有能量去追寻自己的未来。

7 . Sing like nobody’s listening

8 . Youd better wise up放聪明点

9 . 行动比精神更响亮。

10 . Where there is love, there are always wishes 哪里有爱，哪里就有希望。

搞笑的英语句子经典【六】

1 . Get over yourself别自以为是

2 . 他若是爱你，你的脆弱全在他眼中他若是不爱，你的付出真情全是白费。

3 . There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning

4 . 无热情成就不了伟业。

5 . Do you have a room available?

6 . Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine!

7 . 如果你想要你从未拥有过的东西，那么你必须去做你从未做过的事。

8 . thousand of time i have thought of you my heart is going high into the air and flying with my blessing towards you i don’t care loneliness i am satisfied when you are happy and i am happy when i think of you!千万个思念，在空气中凝固。扬起风吹向你，带着 的祝福，寂寞 不在乎，你快乐 就满足，想你是 的幸福！

9 . One can choose to go back toward safety or forward toward growth Growth must be chosen again and again; fear must be overcome again and again

10 . Try to have a mind of your own做有主见的人