关于搞笑英文句子（搞笑英文句子短句带翻译）

关于搞笑英文句子【一】

1 . Don‘t cry because t s over, smle because t happened

2 . 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。

3 . 教育最主要的目的，不是教你懂得如何谋生，而是使每个人生活得更香甜。

4 . 无论命运以怎样残忍的方式赐予一个人以磨难和不幸，但仍会相应地赐予他幸福与甜蜜，即使这幸福是如此短暂与不真实，也足以照亮他今后整个暗淡的人生。

5 . 奉上一颗祝福的心，在这个特别的日子里，愿幸福，如意，快乐，鲜花，一切美好的祝愿与你同在。圣诞快乐！

6 . 如果你今天没有收到我的圣诞礼物，那一定是你的袜子有个大洞，快补吧。

7 . Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who s fallng n love wth your smle

8 . Christmas night think of you, send a message greeting, you can&#;t remember it doesn&#;t matter, I as long as you are happy and satisfactory, is I most agreeable

9 . YouhavebeenaqualifiedteachersandevenbetterfriendThankyouforallthatyouhavedone

10 . 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间

关于搞笑英文句子【二】

1 . 十一 I would like now to seriously indifferent r oom of wonderful我只想现在过得精彩，无所 谓好坏。

2 . 愿你将我的爱深深体验，感受我无边的思念，祝你圣诞快乐，甜蜜每一天。

3 . Love is not about running into each other in crowds Love is an impossible meeting For example, I am a bird flying in sky, u r a leopard in forest We just fall in love accidentally

4 . Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile

5 . Mysincerethankstoyouforbeingmychild&#;steacher

6 . May the warmest wishes， happy thoughts and friendly greetings， come at Christmas and stay with you all the year through。

7 . 缘分不是人海中两个人的擦身，缘分是不可能的相遇。比如我是空中的鸟，你是林中的豹，只是我们碰巧相爱。

8 . 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出。

9 . If you have not received my Christmas present today, it must be your socks have a big hole, fast repair

10 . 今天的太阳为您升起，今天的鲜花为您怒放，今天的赞歌为您高唱，今天的雄鹰为您飞翔！

关于搞笑英文句子【三】

1 . Time consecrates: what is gray with age becomes religion

2 . Educationisnotthefillingofapail,butthelightingofafire

3 . 值此圣诞到来之际，我只有一句话要告诉你，今天早饭我没吃，中饭我没吃，下班我去找你。

4 . No one can call back yesterday;Yesterday will not be called again

5 . One today is worth two tomorrows（一个今天胜似两个明天。）

6 . Whatsculptureistoablockofmarble,educationistothesoul

7 . No words are necessary between two loving hearts

8 . I want to put my hand in your hand, let you lead me into the church of Christmas, Christmas over the both of us!

9 . 我的孩子很崇敬您。谢谢。

10 . Among those people that appear in our life, some are to teach us, some to comfortus, some to share and some to love

关于搞笑英文句子【四】

1 . Why do the good girls, always want the bad boys?

2 . YouarenotonlyagoodteacherbutourclosefriendThankyouforhelpingusmakesomethingofourlives

3 . 有一个词可以让我们摆脱生活中所有的负担和痛苦，那就是"爱情"。

4 . I had was to reduce the work, will be on Christmas night to my care of sock greeting you: merry Christmas!

5 . 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

6 . Onegoodteacherinalifetimemaysometimeschangeadelinquentintoasolidcitizen

7 . Save water Shower with your girlfriend要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

8 . 圣诞快乐！并不是只在特别的日子才会想起你，但是圣诞节的时候一定会让你收到我的祝福！

9 . 世界上没有破镜重圆之说，一旦失去，就意味着永远失去。

10 . 十 When I was walking beside you,I just hoped that the moment would the foreverJust walking and talking was enough to me当我走在你身边时 我会希望永远都是这样。只要慢慢的走着对我来说就足够了。