搞笑英语经典句（幽默英语短句）

搞笑英语经典句【一】

1 . Contraction of front and side parts as cells die off was observed in some subjects in their thirties, but it was still not evident in some sixty and seventy-year-olds 有的人(大脑前部和侧部的收缩——随着细胞的死亡——在三十多岁时就能被观察到了，但是也有些人直到六七岁依然不明显。

2 . Ill try to smooth things over我会妥善处理。

3 . If you want to understand today, you have to research yesterday

4 . 大姐管好你男人，有本事别让他在外到处拈花惹草

5 . Haste trips over its own heels

6 . 人善被人欺，马善被人骑。

7 . An open enemy is better than a hollow friend

8 . 每个人都是自己命运的建筑师。

9 . Real friends don&#;t get offended when you call them bad names; they smile and call you something more offensive 真正的朋友在你损他们的时候不会生气，他们只会笑着回敬你更损的话。

10 . Better early than late

搞笑英语经典句【二】

1 . In love folly is always sweet恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。

2 . 凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能”的。(拿破仑

3 . In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count It’s the

4 . Cheer up!

5 . Don&#;t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn&#;t willing to waste their time on you

6 . His argument doesnt hold water他的论点站不住脚

7 . 坏事终归要败露。

8 . Beware beginning

9 . Did you enjoy your flight?

10 . 有钱买不到幸福，但钱能买到果汁软糖;吃着糖糖，就是幸福。

搞笑英语经典句【三】

1 . 宁有公开的敌人，不要虚伪的朋友。

2 . One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherishthe people you love

3 . 真正爱上一个人的时候，一切都那么值得，包括不可避免的伤害。

4 . 我能请一天假吗?

5 . 你就像黄瓜一样，欠拍

6 . Honestly and diligence should be your eternal mates

7 . 学而不思，犹如食而未化。

8 . 有一种缘分总在梦醒后，才相信是“永恒”。

9 . 给你机会那是上帝的事，我的任务是消灭你的机会

10 . 你有什么爱好?

搞笑英语经典句【四】

1 . 我给了你权利爱我，但我没给你权利放弃爱我

2 . He got under the bosss skin他惹恼了老板

3 . Being criticized is awful被人批评真痛苦

4 . Happiness is a way station between too much and too little 幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。

5 . 科学之于人类思想正如水或空气之于身体。

6 . Do not, for one repulse, forgo the purpose that you resolved to effort ( Shakespeare

7 . 一个人是孤单，两个人是麻烦。

8 . 无热情成就不了伟业。

9 . Dont jump to conclusions

10 . 你能来吗?

搞笑英语经典句【五】

1 . Youve gone too far!你太过分了!I cant take it anymore我受不了了!

2 . Every little make a mickle

3 . Are you married?

4 . 我能跟你谈一谈吗?

5 . Dont nag me!别在我面前唠叨!I feel terrible!我觉得遭透了!I guess so!我想是吧!

6 . 星星之火，可以燎原。

7 . Get over yourself别自以为是

8 . A contented mind is a perpetual feast

9 . 勇气和坚定是美德的精神与灵魂。

10 . 让人害怕的不是世界末日，而是梦想的遗失

搞笑英语经典句【六】

1 . 车到山前必有路，可惜丰田刹不住

2 . The　harder　you　work,　the　more　progress　you　make　你愈努力，你愈进步。

3 . 趁热打铁。

4 . Don&#;t trouble trouble till trouble troubles you

5 . A friend in need is a friend indeed

6 . I am an exam jitter我一考试就紧张

7 . Where can I wash my hands? (请问洗手间在哪里?

8 . 你们是穿一条裤子长大的兄弟，可否借我一条

9 .

10 . 人越伟大，越能克制怒火。