幽默笑话英语对照（幽默英语笑话70字）

幽默笑话英语对照【一】

1 . 我是我所知道的唯一一个在一年中失去亿美元的人……这对我的成长很有帮助。

2 . Inlovefollyisalwayssweet恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。

3 . 好的爱情是你通过一个人看到整个世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界。

4 . LiveinawaythatisethicallyresponsibleTrytomakeadifferenceinthisworldandcontributetothehighergoodYou&#;llfinditgivesmoremeaningtoyourlifeandit&#;sagreatantidotetoboredomThereisalwayssomuchtobedoneAndtalktoothersaboutwhatyouaredoingDon&#;tpreachorbeself-righteous,orfanaticalaboutit,thatjustputspeopleoff,butatthesametime,don&#;tbeshyaboutsettinganexample,anduseopportunitiesthatarisetoletothersknowwhatyouaredoing

5 . · 人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。 -- 欧文

6 . TheonlywaytodogreatworkistolovewhatyoudoIfyouhaven&#;tfoundityet,keeplookingDon&#;tsettleAswithallmattersoftheheart,you&#;llknowwhenyoufindit

7 . Iknowsomeoneintheworldiswaitingforme,althoughI&#;venoideaofwhoheisButIfeelhappyeverydayforthis

8 . Tearsarethesilentlanguageofgrief(Voltaire,Frenchphilosopher

10 . Lifeishalfspentbeforeweknowwhatitis人过半生，方知天命。

幽默笑话英语对照【二】

1 . handicapsaman&#;spowSadnessdiminishesorerofaction(BenedictdeSpinoza,DutchPhilosopher

2 . 我们认为看电视的时候，人的大脑基本停止工作，打开电脑的时候，大脑才开始运转。

3 . · For man is man and master of his fate

4 . AcertainamountofcareorpainortroubleisnecessaryforeverymanatalltimesAshipwithoutaballastisunstableandwillnotgostraight(ArthurSchopenhauerGemanphilosopher

5 . · 胜利是不会向我们走来的，我必须自己走向胜利。 -- 穆尔

6 . Whentomorrowturnsintoday,yesterday,andsomedaythatnomoreimportantinyourmemory,wesuddenlyrealizethatwerpushedforwardbytimeThisisnotatraininstillinwhichyoumayfeelforwardwhenanothertraingoesbyItisthetruththatwe&#;veallgrownupAndwebecomedifferent

7 . 离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

8 . Gods determine what you"re going to be 人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。

9 . The road to a lover’s house is never long 通往爱人家里的路总不会漫长。 经典语句大全

10 . "GeorgeBernardShaw:Alifespentmakingmistakesisnotonlymorehonorable,butmoreusefulthanalifespentdoingnothing萧伯纳：一个尝试错误的人生，不但比无所事事的人生更荣耀，并且更有意义。"

幽默笑话英语对照【三】

1 . 活着就是为了改变世界，难道还有其他原因吗?

2 . · A thousand-li journey is started by taking the first step

3 . · Nothing seek, nothing find

4 . There is an age-old game that people like to play, called “As soon as you take things seriously, you lose” 人和人之间都很喜欢玩一个历久不衰的游戏，叫“你一认真你就输了”。

5 . Fear not that the life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning不要害怕你的生活将要结束，应该担心你的生活永远不会真正开始。

6 . 眼泪是无声的悲伤的语言。(法国哲学家伏尔泰

7 . · Strength alone knows conflict, weakness is below even defeat, and is born vanquished -- Swetchine

8 . BetweengriefandnothingIwilltakegrief(WilliamFaulkner,Americanwriter

9 . Precious things are very few in this world That is the reason there is just one you 在这世上珍贵的东西总是罕有，所以这世上只有一个你。

10 . IwouldtradeallofmytechnologyforanafternoonwithSocrates

幽默笑话英语对照【四】

1 . Ifyoudosomethinganditturnsoutprettygood,thenyoushouldgodosomethingelsewonderful,notdwellonitfortoolongJustfigureoutwhat’snext

2 . 一段不被接受的爱情，需要的不是伤心，而是时间，一段可以用来遗忘的时间。一颗被深深伤了的心，需要的不是同情，而是明白。

3 . Idon&#;tthinkthatwhenpeoplegrowup,theywillbecomemorebroad-mindedandcanaccepteverythingConversely,Ithinkit&#;saselectingprocess,knowingwhat&#;sthemostimportantandwhat&#;stheleastAndthenbeasimpleman

4 . To the world you may be just one person To the person you may be the world 对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。

5 . 你如果出色地完成了某件事，那你应该再做一些其他的精彩事儿。不要在前一件事上徘徊太久，想想接下来该做什么。

6 . Onemustmournnotthedeathofmenbuttheirbirth(CharlesScondatMontesquieu,FrenchthinkerandPhilosopher

7 . Liketree,likefruit羊毛出在羊身上。

8 . "ThingswillgetworsebeforetheygetbetterButwhentheydo,rememberwhoputyoudown,andwhohelpedyouup诸事在好起来之前，会变得更坏。经历这个过程后，请记住谁把你拖下水，又是谁把你拉上岸。"

9 . Sometimesyouhavetobeyourownhero有时候必须自己做自己的英雄(闪点情话网。

10 . Hepainofthemindisworsethanthepainofthebody(PubliusSyrus,SyrianLatinwriter心理疾病比身体疾病更糟。(叙利亚拉丁语作家西拉士P

幽默笑话英语对照【五】

1 . · Man errs as long as he strives -- Goethe

2 . Friendiswhocangiveyoustrengthatlast爱情是灯，友情是影子，当灯灭了，你会发现你的周围都是影子。朋友，是在最后可以给你力量的人。

3 . a fall into the pit, a gain in your wit 吃一堑，长一智。

4 . · Our destiny offers not the cup of despair, but the chalice of opportunity So let us seize it, not in fear, but in gladness -- RM Nixon

5 . · Gods determine what you‘re going to be -- Julius Erving

6 . accidents will happen 天有不测风云。

7 . Amanwhofearssufferingisalreadysufferingfromwhathefears(MichelEyquemMontaigne,Frenchessayist

8 . Twoheadsarebetterthanone一个好汉三个帮。

9 . 曾经拥有的，不要忘记。不能得到的，更要珍惜。属于自己的，不要放弃。已经失去的，留作回忆。

10 . · The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for circumstances they want, and if they cannot find them, make them -- Bernara Shaw