形容英语难的幽默句子66句

1、If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。

2、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。

3、When the whole world is about to rain, let’s make it clear in our heart together.当全世界约好一起下雨，让我们约好一起在心里放晴。

4、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。

5、Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。

6、Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results. 毅力在效果上有时能同天才相比。

7、Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

8、I’ll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。

9、It’s better to be alone than to be with someone you’re not happy to be with.宁愿一个人呆着，也不要跟不合拍的人呆一块。

10、Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。

11、Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides.你的幸福路人皆知，我的狼狈无处遁形。

12、within you i lose myself, without you i find myself wanting to be lost again.有了你，我迷失了自我。失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。

13、（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

14、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

15、you don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.你不会因为美丽去爱一个女人，但她却会因为你的爱而变得美丽。

16、Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。

17、Better the devil you know than the devil you dont know。 明枪易躲，暗箭难防。

18、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

19、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little.幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。

20、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。

21、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.　　对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

22、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

23、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

24、all things are difficult before they are easy. 凡事先难后易。

25、A great man is always willing to be little。伟大的人物总是愿意当小人物的。

26、Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

27、Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以，还是再睡一会吧。

28、Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; not only about survival. 生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存。

29、The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

30、Forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. 真正的朋友会与你一同度过困难、伤心和烦恼的时刻。

31、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

32、atrue friend is some one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.一个真正的朋友是向你伸出手，触动你心灵的人。

33、“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

34、Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.　　不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

35、In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.到头来，你活了多少岁不算什么，重要的是，你是如何度过这些岁月的。

36、However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names. 不论你的生活如何卑贱，你要面对它生活，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。

37、One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

38、班里男生总捣乱，一上新来的英语老师的课就举手说要上厕所。

39、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

40、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

41、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

42、Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason. 记住：任何事情的发生都有因有起。

43、Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.　　不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

44、Time and tide wait for no man。时间不等人。

45、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。

46、10句不得不学的英语 1．What the fuck is going on?（到底他妈的怎么回事?） 通常此话出于黑人之口，且口气最宜为疑惑，不解，愤怒等等。

47、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

48、first impression of you is most lasting.对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。

49、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

50、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

51、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

52、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

53、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

54、I laugh in the face of danger. 越危险就越合我心意。

55、In love folly is always sweet.恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。

56、I’m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn’t mean you go looking for trouble. 我只是在必要的时候才会勇敢，勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。

57、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

58、Don‘t waste your time on a man\\\/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you.　　不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

59、You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind.你也许已走出我的视线，但从未走出我的思念。

60、The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

61、Dont trouble trouble till trouble troubles you。麻烦没有来找你，不要去找麻烦。

62、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

63、Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.　　纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

64、the soul cannot live without love. 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。

65、When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. 如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。