形容自己英语很差的幽默句子53句

1、Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.　　不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

2、我和你分享一下我记单词的方法吧～

3、先准备一本暗纹笔记本，并把每一页分成3-4栏。

4、Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5、If you fail, don't forget to learn your lesson. 如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。

6、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新的一天，而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。

7、“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。

8、The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

9、Remember the best love is to love others unconditionally rather than make demands on them. 记住：最好的爱存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。

10、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

11、However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names. 不论你的生活如何卑贱，你要面对它生活，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。

12、Perseverance can sometimes equal genius in its results. 毅力在效果上有时能同天才相比。

13、One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

14、Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.　　纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

15、It only needs early cultivation to become a power. 只需及早培养，记忆自会成为一种才能。

16、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

17、Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

18、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

19、When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world. 如果这个世界对你不理不睬，你也可以这样对待它。

20、I’ll make it up to you, I promise. 我会补偿你的，我保证。

21、The wise never marry，and when they marry they become otherwise.. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

22、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

23、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

24、Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason. 记住：任何事情的发生都有因有起。

25、Don‘t cry because it is over, smile because it happened.　　不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

26、Do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a SPECIAL OCCASION. 不要将你的东西为了某一个特别的时刻而预留着，因为你生活的每一天都是那么特别。

27、把课后单词大致记一遍，在笔记本上的第一栏抄下所有单词的中文意思，然后根据记忆及中文意思在第二栏默写出单词。

28、（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

29、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

30、最美的十大经典爱情句子　　

31、I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.　　我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

32、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

33、Who shuts love out, in turn shall be shut out from love. “谁拒爱于门外，也必将被爱拒诸门外。

34、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

35、The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them.　　失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

36、Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 现在的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。

37、No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry.　　没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

38、10句不得不学的英语 1．What the fuck is going on?（到底他妈的怎么回事?） 通常此话出于黑人之口，且口气最宜为疑惑，不解，愤怒等等。

39、Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

40、Don't let a little dispute break up a great friendship. 不要让小小的争端损毁了一场伟大的友谊。

41、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

42、There are only two creatures, says a proverb, who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail. 俗话说：“能登上金字塔的生物，只有两种------鹰和蜗牛。

43、Never judge people by their appearance. 永远不要以貌取人。

44、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后座上的小孩会生出意外，后座上的意外会生出小孩。

45、Don‘t waste your time on a man\\\/woman, who isn‘t willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

46、Don‘t try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

47、When you quarrel with a close friend, talk about the main dish, don't quibble over the appetizers. 当你和你亲近的人吵嘴的时候，试着就事论事，不要扯出那些陈芝麻、烂谷子的事。

48、You can’t change the past. 过去的事是不可以改变的。

49、Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

50、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

51、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

52、Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume, and use it every time you feel you want it. 举起你的酒杯吧。

53、To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.　　对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

54、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

55、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

56、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。